Wow, I can’t see a thing.
Did I just trip over one of the cats?
Here’s the bug spray, let’s shake that baby up a bit.
Wow, sorry, Princess, I did not mean to shine the black light right into your eyes, I hope you can still see.
What was that noise?… WALKER.
No, it can’t be a Walker, that’s only a tv show, silly.
Oh my gosh, yes, a scorpion! SCORE! SUCKER! DIE. DIE. DIE. HAHAHAHA.
*cough cough from spray*
GAH GET OUT OF MY FACE WHAT WAS THAT? Oh yeah, it’s that branch that I always forget to walk around without fail.
I can’t see you, kitty, please do not run in front of me ; awwww, where are you my little babies, come here—
NO DON’T RUN TOWARDS ME!
Whew it’s gone now. Wow, that was silly of me.
It was only a cockroach. I can kill them too.
After all, I’m practically a Winchester sibling now! No evil shall stand against us!
Wow, I suppose that’s a bit much, I’ve only seen the first four episodes.
And I left my holy water in the house, dang it!
I better switch fandoms now before it’s too late—
I SWEAR THERE IS A ZOMBIE BEHIND ME OH MY GOSH THIS IS TOO MUCH.
Oh hi, it’s only you, Tubby! You good little kitty, you, I love you so much; awww, don’t go awaaaaay…
SCORPION, HAHAHA; I MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!
That part in Warehouse 13 last night was so funny, lololol.
SCOR– wait, no, false alarm that was just some weird piece of plastic. I wonder why it was glowing..
Maybe I should look under the lawnmower tonight..
Naaaaw, never mind.
Oh, I know why you guys have been following me all around the yard, it’s because you’re hungry! My little kitties are hungry, aren’t you.
*meow above head*
OH MY GOSH, KATNISS, WHY ARE YOU ON THE ROOF!
HOW DID YOU GET UP THERE?!
HOW DO CATS EVEN–
*suffers a mind hiccup*
I’M NOT HELPING YOU DOWN IF THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT.
Here, have a little bit of food for the rest of the night. I will see you kitties tomorrow—
SCORPION ABOVE THE DOOR! AHHHHHH! TAKE THIS *coughs from spray* SUCKER– YIIKES, DON’T RUN TOWARDS THE DOOR LET ME GET INSIDE FIRST.
*runs inside, locks door, turns off black light*
All done. Time for bed.
Hey! I can watch The Walking Dead now!
Zombies. Hahaha! Who’s scared of ’em!
Maybe tomorrow I should write this all out for my blog.
Yeah, that’s a good idea.