Because Prince Charming can’t always be there to catch you during emergencies. Sometimes there’s only God and gravity.
Because sooner of later all our sins find us out….
My life’s plot, so far, has been pretty much a comedy because I’m a socially awkward penguin… and the plot has taken several very scary, emotionally difficult twists…. and the cast is changing just about every six years, but it’s kinda okay, because each time it’s gets a little better.
Yes. When you first meet me, I will be very quiet and controlled and will seem shy. But as many of my old friends found out, I was really just waiting before I revealed my killer sense of hilarity and all my comedic relief. We even had friends who told me and also Kayla, “When we first met you, you thought you two were quiet and shy and everything. Boy, were we wrong!”
This is basically me to every single person who has ever picked on my little sister (and I once, I’m now ashamed to say, punched someone in the face because they were teasing her–they weren’t intentionally trying to be mean though, which is why I’m sorry I did it. It is something I’d rather like to forget but apparently Kayla thinks it’s the most wonderful thing ever… so I get reminded of it a lot. :-\ )
Because everybody needs a chance to pound something with a bat and then run around snatching up hand fulls of candy afterwards. I bet we could put psychologists out of practice doing this…. and keep dentists in practice.
Let’s give Miss Portman a very huge round of applause. ^My sentiments exactly. Thank you very much, Miss Portman! Thank you very much.
One time Mom and I went to have lunch at Pei Wei’s and I was sitting our table and the people next to us were babbling something about the Avengers and I ended up staring at them for the rest of the conversation…. I’m not sure if they noticed I was wearing a Captain America shirt or not though…
Somehow, this post turned into, “Jamie tells her awkward life stories hour.”
It couldn’t have been avoided.