The Star Wars Test


It’s about time I did something Star Wars!


[] You own more Star Wars books than textbooks.

[X] You own at least one Star Wars shirt (Mawhahaha, I’m stocking up on shirts like there’s no tomorrow. I have at least six SW shirts)

[X] You have “used” a Jedi Mind Trick
[X] You can name all 7 movies in order without hesitating (seven? SEVEN? Come on. Seriously.)
[X] You have pretended to use the Force on moving objects (who hasn’t done this?)
[] You own at least one lightsaber (I actually don’t personally own one, but our house is full of them.)
[X] You watch the Clone Wars (I do watch the Clone Wars–very recently, anyway.)
[X] Your favorite video games are those with Star Wars in the title (I don’t play video games often, but my favorite is a lego Star Wars one.)
[] You’ve had at least one Star Wars-themed birthday party. (NO! I haven’t yet!)
[X] You can breathe like Darth Vader
Current Total: 7/10
[X] You hum the Star Wars theme song in the shower
[] You’ve seen the films so many times that the cases are worn down (since I’ve only gotten into it since last year, no.)
[X] You surf the Internet looking for funny Star Wars videos and pictures
[X] You listen to any of the Star Wars soundtracks in your free time
[X] You desperately wish that the Star Wars galaxy actually existed
[X] You freak out whenever there’s a sale on Star Wars merchandise
[X] Your favorite LEGO sets are the Star Wars ones
[X] You would totally dress up in full Darth Vader rig just for the fun of it (Excuse me, I HAVE done this, thank you very much.)
[] You want to join the 501st Legion (My ignorance shows… what the 501st Legion?)
[X] Wookieepedia is your friend (I’ve not been on there much, but it has helped me several times, so, yeah.)
Current Total: 8/10
[X] Your avatar on at least one social site is Star Wars-themed (Yes! Actually, on two!)
[X] The wallpaper on your desktop has something to do with Star Wars
[X] You tie a lot of conversations back to something that happened in Star Wars
[] You write Star Wars fan fiction just for the fun of it
[] You have gone to a Star Wars Weekend and/or a Star Wars Celebration (I WANT TO SO BADLY!)
[X] Most of the stuff on your Christmas list pertains to Star Wars
[X] Your hero is a Star Wars character (Luke Skywalker is number three on my ultimate fictional heroes list!)
[] If you could spend the day with anybody, it would be George Lucas
[] You know the difference between astromech and protocol droids
[X] You think of time in years in relation to the 1977 theatrical release of A New Hope (yes! I actually do do that!)
Current Total: 6/10
[] You can think of ten good reasons why you should have your own Death Star
[] You can’t spell “rectify” but you can spell “Kashyyyk”
[X] You know more Star Wars planets than earth countries
[X] You argue with your friends and/or siblings over who would win: Boba Fett or Darth Vader
[] You are completely open to all Star Wars characters coming back to life – even Darth Maul (NOOOO)
[X] You dress up as Star Wars characters for Halloween (While we don’t celebrate Halloween, we did wear masks inside the house!)
[] You dress your pet up as a Star Wars character for Halloween
[X] You sometimes say “May the Force Be With You” instead of “good-bye”
[] You have seen the movies so many times that you can say the characters’ lines
[X] You debate with your friends and/or siblings about Star Wars characters
Current Total: 5/10
[X] You would put a Star Wars bumper sticker on your car
[X] You’ve been belittled or even bullied because of how much you love Star Wars
[X] The best gift you could ever get would be a set of storm trooper armor that had been worn in the movies
[X] The only books you really check out at the library are Star Wars ones (For a long time, that was all I checked out).
[] You would laugh out loud if somebody was talking about how the Death Star blew up Naboo
[X] You know which Skywalker twin is older
[X] You know what “lekku” are
[] Your favorite authors write Star Wars books
[X] Star Wars is still your favorite movie even after seeing it 10 times (I haven’t actually seen the movies this many times.)
[X] You were one of the only people who noticed that puppet Yoda was made CG in the 3D version of TPM (and was a little mad about it)

Current Total: 8/10
[X] You study Star Wars books and websites in your free time (not everyday, but yeah.)
[] Your YouTube or e-mail account name has something Star Wars-y in it
[X] You get an adrenalin rush and/or a tingly sensation up your spine whenever you hear the Star Wars theme song or see The Crawl
[] You know what “The Crawl” is, and you refer to it as such
[X] You have a hard time imagining life without Star Wars
[X] You feel sorry for people who have never heard of and/or never watched Star Wars
[] You can name and identify fifty or more different clone troopers
[X] You get kinda ticked when “uneducated” people mix up clone troopers and storm trooper
[] You can speak and/or understand Mando’a and/or Huttese
[X] If someone says the word “star” the first thing that comes to mind is an epic battle between a Jedi Master and a Sith Lord
Current Total: 6/10
[X] You would likely have a heart attack if somebody said, “Who’s George Lucas?”
[X] You think John Williams is the best composer. Ever. Period. Exclamation point.
[] You have made at least one Star Wars-inspired video (I don’t make videos!)
[X] You want everyone to ditch the webcams and invent holographic-enabled comlinks already!
[] You know what “THX-1138” means and you look for it in all of the Star Wars films
[X] You know exactly what alien species you would be and what kind of job you would have if you lived in the Star Wars galaxy
[X] Your favorite phrase is, “A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far, Far Away….”
[X] The only comic books you read are Star Wars
[X] You can’t listen to Liam Neeson’s voice without thinking, “Qui-Gon Jinn!”
[X] You know more about the actors who were in Star Wars than you do about any others (Sorta… this would be tied with the Avengers Cast)
Current Total: 8/10
It Has Been Assumed That You…
[] Wait outside of the movie theater for two days to see the latest Star Wars film
[X] Exercise by staging lightsaber battles with your friends and/or siblings
[] Know all of the movies by heart
[] Don’t have a life beyond Star Wars
[X] Are mortal enemies with Trekkies/Trekkers (I rather am, because every Trekkie I’ve met has spewed some dislike for Star Wars…. no offense, Trekkies)
[X] Can’t go a single day without thinking about Star Wars (well, I can’t help that, because we have SW stuff all over our house.)
[] Have all of the answers to Star Wars-related questions
[X] Are obsessed with Star Wars
[X] Would buy anything with the words “Star Wars” on it
[] Only play Star Wars music (Okay, that’s going a little far…)
[X] Only play Star Wars video games
[] Only read Star Wars books and/or blogs
[] Would only marry someone who was just as crazy about Star Wars as you are
[] Don’t discuss current world issues, only current Star Wars issues
[] Only watch Star Wars
[] Wouldn’t ever speak if Star Wars had never existed
Current Total: 7/16
You Have Been Asked At Least Five Times…
[] What’s the difference is between Jedi and Sith
[X] Why you like Star Wars so much
[] What’s wrong with Star Trek?
[X] Why you talk so much about Star Wars
[] Why you still like Star Wars, since it’s a “kid’s” show
[X] What’s so great about Star Wars?
[X] If you went to see The Phantom Menace when it came out in 3D
[X] If you’re going to see the other Star Wars films in 3D
[] Which is worse: Ewoks or Gungans?
[] Why you fire up when someone disses Star Wars
[X] Why George Lucas made the movies in the wrong order
[] Why you get all excited whenever you hear the words Star Wars and Special Edition in the same sentence
[X] If you named your new pet something Star Wars-y (YES! I HAVE DONE THIS!)
[] If your family gets fed up with your love of Star Wars (I think my Dad gets tired of it…)
[] If you play SWTOR or KOTOR
[X] Who shot first: Greedo or Han?
[] If you can speak Huttese
Final Total: 8/17
SCORING:
0-5….Do you even know what Star Wars is????
6-25….You’re an average casual fan, but not a nerd.
26-50….You’re pretty knowledgeable, and therefore a Star Wars nerd. You probably also appreciate Wookie Cookies.
51-75….You’re a Star Wars nut and not afraid to let people know it
76-95….You’re a Star Wars geek, and you want the whole world to know it. Don’t tone it down!
96-102….You are a total, die-hard, super, ultra, unsurpassable, mega-humungous Star Wars geek!
103….It don’t get no bigger than you. You, my friend, are the ULTIMATE Star Wars die-hard! Wear your Yoda ears proudly ‘cause you are the ULTIMATE!
I got the total of 63! A Star Wars Nut.
How did I know this was what I was going to get? I have been called a nut all my life; how fitting to be an official Star Wars nut. :D
~Jamie

8 thoughts on “The Star Wars Test

  1. OK, I guess I appreciate Wookie Cookies since I got a 39 ;) And no, I couldn’t watch the Holiday Special–only my sister had the courage and the stomach to watch it from beginning to end.

  2. Nice answers! I did the Star Wars test also. I think I got a 77, but I’m not exactly certain. ;) Did you get it from HoloNet Entertaiment Daily?

  3. Cool test, I really need to try it sometime. :) I probably would score around a 96 or higher. The 501st is Darth Vader personal Strontrooper legion. ;)

    -James

  4. Awesome!!! I got somewhere around 90… can’t remember :P I think it’s possible to be both star wars and star trek fans, even though this test doesn’t seem to think so… so that’s why I got points off

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